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Runtz Cake

27% THC

Balanced Hybrid

$50

This bud packs a super sweet and fruity berry candy flavor with a lightly sour and sugary vanilla citrus exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sharply sour citrusy overtone accented by fresh berry candy and sugary fruits that intensifying sweetness as the nugs are burned away. The Runtz Cake high hits you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of energy and creativity accompanied by a stimulating tingle in the back of the head and neck. This tingle will soon spread throughout your entire body, leaving you feeling fully relaxed from head to toe and pretty aroused at times. Runtz Cake is a great choice for treating chronic stress, headaches or migraines, depression, chronic pain, insomnia and chronic fatigue.

Jolly Rancher

28% THC

Indica Dominant

$50

Like its namesake candy, Jolly Rancher has a sweet and sugary fruity candy flavor with a lightly sour exhale. The aroma is just as intoxicating, with a fruity berry candy overtone accented by hints of sour fruits and spicy earthiness. The Jolly Rancher high will settle in mere moments after your final exhale, filling your brain with a lifted sense of happiness that has you flying high. At the same time, a physical tingle will begin to work its way into your limbs and spine, encouraging you to settle down and relax without a pain in the world. perfect for treating chronic pain, insomnia, depression, chronic stress and muscle spasms or cramps.

Super Stoners OG

24% THC

Sativa Dominant

$45

Super Stoners OG is the perfect hybrid for any indica or sativa lover. It starts almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with an uplifted sense of unfocused happiness and ease. You’ll find yourself feeling sociable and outgoing, chatting with anyone and everyone around you, although you may fall in and out of fits of the giggles at times. A pang of hunger comes next, leaving you with a heavy case of the munchies and reaching for anything in sight to snack on. This strain is a great choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, mood swings or depression, appetite loss or nausea and migraines or headaches. 

Kush Mintz

32% THC

Balanced Hybrid

$65

Kush Mintz has a fabulously sharp minty taste with hints of fresh coffee and earthy cookies to it. The aroma is of earthy sweet woods and rich spicy coffee with a heavy kick of mint. The Kush Mintz high isn’t quite as eye-opening as the flavor, with relaxing effects that will have you kicking back and pretty sleepy if you’re not careful. It starts with a warming tingle in the spine, filling you with a sense of deep permeating relaxation that ebbs and flows outwards through your limbs until you are totally calm in both mind and body. With these effects and its high level of potency, Kush Mintz is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression, chronic fatigue and nausea or appetite loss.

Watermelon Mimosa

32% THC

Indica Dominant

$85

Like its namesake drink, Watermelon Mimosa has a sweet and fruity melon candy flavor with hints of sugary sour citrus to it, too. The aroma is very much the same, with a sweet fruity melon overtone accented by tangy citrus and a touch of spicy black pepper. If you love its flavor, you’ll love the Watermelon Mimosa high even more. This bud brings on effects that will have you feeling like you’re kicking back on vacation, with a rush of mental energy that soon fades into heady bliss. Watermelon Mimosa is a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic pain, hypertension, neuropathy, chronic fatigue and muscle spasms or cramps.

White Truffle Runtz

32% THC

Indica Dominant

$85

White Truffle Runtz is an indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain that is a type of Gorilla Butter. This strain produces a quick-hitting head high that will clear your mind of worry. Eventually, these effects can be felt throughout your body, leaving you in a relaxing trance. Consumers who have enjoyed White Truffle weed describe the high as “calming and slightly buzzy.” This strain is best when enjoyed after a long day of work or during the evening hours to relax and unwind. White Truffle Runtz features a savory and earthy flavor profile accompanied by a mild skunky aroma. Medical marijuana patients choose White Truffle to relieve symptoms associated with stress and fatigue.

Pink Runtz

32% THC

Balanced Hybrid

$85

Described as a strain that will have you ‘talking to your forehead,’ this bud brings on the unfocused and giddy effects that will leave you feeling totally out of it and completely happy about it. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects, filling you with a happy sense of high-flying euphoria that immediately pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, replacing them with heady unfocused bliss. As your mind settles into this buzzy state, a tingle will begin to spread throughout your physical form, leaving you totally relaxed and kicked back, pain-free from head to toe. Pink Runtz gives an edge in treating conditions such has depression, chronic stress or PTSD, mood swings, nausea or appetite loss and chronic fatigue. 

Edibles & Concentrates

Stoneade

Stoneade Lemonade bottle of CBD infused lemonade

300 mg THC

16 oz. 

$60

16 ounces of pure bliss. If you are looking for a heavy hitting drink…Stoneade reigns supreme in quality and strength. It has a superior flavor profile and is great for instantly changing your mood. 300 mg of THC hits within 10 minutes, and is great for relaxing at the end of a long day. This drink is recommended to be consumed in ¼ servings or 4 total individual servings.

Trolli Apple Rings

Trolli Apple O bag of candy

600 mg THC

$40

 These little gummies are perfectly dangerous in all the best ways. 600 mg goes a long way and ensures each gummy ring is of optimal potency. Great for laughter and just unwinding and having a good time. Great for people who don’t smoke, or can’t consume.

Trolli Peach Rings

Trolli Peachy O Bag of candy

600 mg THC

$40

These sweet and tangy gummies bring back memories from when you were a kid again. They might not solve all of your problems…but they give you instant happiness and enjoyment. A great discreet option to consume, with 600 mg to spread amongst servings.

Medicated Nerd Ropes

400 mg THC

$60

These are our best-selling product. It may only be 400 mg, but it packs a punch unlike no other. Its track record is undefeated, and It will K.O you if you’re not careful. 

Cheetos Flaming Hot

600 mg THC

$60

 The great taste of Hot Cheetos, but infused with 600 mg of THC. Don’t get caught sleeping, these chips pack a mighty punch. Each pack is made with 98.99% Pure THC Distillate.

Stoner Patch Dummies
(Strawberry)

Stoner Patch Strawberry Dummies bag of candy

500 mg THC

$60

Strawberry Stoner Patch is a delicious fruit flavored edible treat that is made with 500 mg of high quality cannabis. Great for people that don’t smoke, or want to be discreet. The effects are general happiness, relaxation, uplifting, and giggling. 

Stoner Patch
(Watermelon)

Stoner Patch Watermlon Dummies bag of candy

500 mg THC

$60

These gummies are great for chronic pain and insomnia. Made with 500 mg of the highest grade TCH will ensure feeling a vibe and being at a relaxed state of mind.  2-3 pieces should be consumed at a time, and these provide a hard-hitting lasting effect with a combined great taste.

Stoner Patch Dummies
(Grape)

Stoner Path Grape Dummies bag of candy

500 mg THC

$60

These gummies are made with 500 mg of high quality cannabis and pack a tasty punch. They provide a relaxing effect, and help calm down the mind. They are great for winding down and relaxing after a long day at the office.

Rove Cartridges

Rove Cartridges two boxes of cartridges

899.4mg/pkg

1.0 g

$65

1 full gram of 1000mg THC. These carts are home grown and cultivated with the freshest terpenes allowing for maximum enjoyment. Great for discretion, and a powerful alleviator of pain. 

CBD Products

Euphoria THC/CBD Moon Butter

Container of CBD Moon Buter

$50

These gummies are made with 500 mg of infused THC and taste just like blueberry pie. They are great for anxiety and patients suffering from nausea.  Start off with 1-2 gummies and gradually work your way up after an hour to see how you feel. 

Euphoria CBD Healing Oil

Tincture bottle of CBD Healing Oil Euphoria branded

$45

1 full gram of 1000mg THC. These carts are home grown and cultivated with the freshest terpenes allowing for maximum enjoyment. Great for discretion, and a powerful alleviator of pain. 

Euphoria CBD Calming Salve

Tube of CBD Calming Salve Euphoria branded

$50

1 full gram of Premium cannabis stuffed in a natural RAW cone. Great for being on the go.

Euphoria CBD Warming Salve

Vial of CBD Warming Salve

$50

These gummies are made with 500 mg of infused THC and taste just like blueberry pie. They are great for anxiety and patients suffering from nausea.  Start off with 1-2 gummies and gradually work your way up after an hour to see how you feel. 

Euphoria CBD Body Butter

Glass jar of Euphoria CBD body butter

$45

1 full gram of 1000mg THC. These carts are home grown and cultivated with the freshest terpenes allowing for maximum enjoyment. Great for discretion, and a powerful alleviator of pain. 

Euphoria CBD Honey

$35

Glass jar of CBD Honey

1 full gram of Premium cannabis stuffed in a natural RAW cone. Great for being on the go.

Euphoria CBD Bath Salts

Glass jar of Euphoria CBD Bath salts

$45

These gummies are made with 500 mg of infused THC and taste just like blueberry pie. They are great for anxiety and patients suffering from nausea.  Start off with 1-2 gummies and gradually work your way up after an hour to see how you feel. 

Treat yourself

Cannabis Products Menu at Euphoria Cannabis. Cannabis flower and products available near Washington DC

Cannabis products at Euphoria Cannabis near Washington DC.  If you’re looking for DC’s best flower products at affordable prices with incredible service Euphoria Cannabis located at 611 1/2 Pennsylvania Ave SE DC 20003 is the place for you.  Call us today at (202)733-1385.  We offer premium THC candy, CBD Bath Salts, CBD Honey, warming salves and more. Our options on THC flower from Khalifa Kush Indica dominant all the way to Durban Poison which is 100% sativa.  We have cannabis for any situation, need, or want.  Contact us today.