Strain of the Week

Strain of The Week

Funnel Cake

36% THC

Indica Dominant

$85

Funnel Cake is a mostly indica variety from Raw Genetics and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±63 days), outdoors and in the greenhouse. Raw Genetics’ Funnel Cake is a THC dominant variety and is/was never available as feminized seeds. Wedding Cake x Burnt Toast

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Free Premium THC Lemonade with Donation over $150 

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Free Delivery with Orders over $300

Featured Products

Featured Product

Bridezilla

33% THC

Indica Hybrid

$85

Bridezilla is an indica-dominant hybrid strain with a cross between Wedding Cake and Purple Punch. This strain is a mix of the smooth vanilla flavors of Wedding Cake with the sweet grape notes of Purple Punch. Bridezilla is a mellow, earthy strain with sharp gassy highlights and a sweet berry finish.

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Lava Cake

28% THC

Sativa Hybrid

$85

Lava Cake is a powerful indica-hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Thin Mint GSC with Grape Pie. Lava Cake produces deeply relaxing effects that ease the mind and body. This strain is ideal for after work, lazy days off, or for anyone seeking to relax. Lava Cake is widely celebrated for its deliciously sweet flavor profile that puts out exceptionally smooth and cakey terpenes. patients choose Lava Cake for swift relief of symptoms associated with chronic pain, stress and anxiety.

Staff Picks

Staff Pick

LA Confidential

33% THC

Indica Dominant

$85

$65

: LA Confidential, also known as “Confidential” and “Confidential OG,” is a popular indica marijuana strain. Its buds have a frosty, lime green appearance and little purple leaves. The taste of LA Confidential is smooth and piney, with a classic skunky aroma that does not linger for too long. Overall, LA Confidential is a well-rounded strain that delivers a fast-approaching sensation that is both psychedelic and super calming on the mind and body. For newer patients seeking relief, LA Confidential can both lull you to sleep and treat acute pain.

Staff Pick

Wedding Nerdz

34% THC

Balanced Hybrid

$85

Wedding nerdz being an influential cannabis hybrid strain cross with strawberry and grape ape to get this amazing strain. It is best recommended for patients suffering from anxiety and chronic pain. This strain guarantees immediate relief from pain deriving from nerve pain as well as muscular pain. This strain may also help in the assistance and relief of PTSD. It finishes with a candy like flavor and aroma of peach and pungent undertones.

Staff Pick

MAC-1

38% THC

Balanced Hybrid

$85

Mac 1 is a hybrid marijuana strain that crosses Alien Cookies F2 with Miracle 15. Mac-1 is a popular strain that consumers turn to for upbeat and balancing effects. But Mac 1 is special because not just anyone can grow it. In fact, growers of Mac 1 (Capulator’s Cut) have been carefully selected by the breeder in order to protect the quality of this versatile flower. Mac 1 is an Instagram worthy strain, with eye-popping gorgeous buds that are nearly white and drenched in milky trichomes. Mac 1 comes through with a smooth, creamy, and funky terpene profile you can enjoy day and night.

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